Posted by Big LonnieB. on October 27, 2001 at 21:08:32:
In Reply to: why posted by cyancey on November 17, 2000 at 13:52:22:
Clancey, you should change your name. I belive that that name is all I could ask in a man/woman. I can't tell if you are a man or woman. Mabey you're both.I hope your a man because I like a man with a manley name.... GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLL!!!!
If you are a man call me at 715-387-1728. Ask for Lonnie.
The password is when you pick up the phone before you say anything else is "Fatty Bottoms in the plum tree". If you are calling to complain ask for "Sadie" then say, grrr woof woof grrbanzo. If they don't understand say "Vermont".
Then start farting into the receiver. If you don't have one coming you can make armpit noises. If they hang up (which is very likely) repeat steps over again until they understand and then you can state your complaint by screaming as loud as you can "My buns are on fire somebody put me out quickly!!!!"